Sometimes Too Big is Too Much

A story right up Wyatt's alley:

Bigger Not Better: Porn Star Dies After Breast Enlargement

A German porn star went into a coma and died after undergoing her sixth breast enlargement.

Carolin Berger, who used the stage name "Cora" in adult films, underwent the cosmetic surgery in an attempt to boost her popularity, the Daily Mail reported today.

The 23-year-old blond beauty was in a medically induced coma for nine days before dying Thursday from complications following a surgery to increase her chest size from 34F to 34G.

Reports indicate she suffered two heart attacks after going under the knife for the cosmetic surgery in a Hamburg clinic. Her family was told she went without oxygen for 15 minutes during the procedure.

No Matter How You Slice It, There's Still Some EWWW Factor Here,....

Live from Berks County!

So, still-hot 80s model Stephanie Seymour goes on a reconciliation vacation with her almost-divorced husband and their children.  Papparazzi stalking ensues and THIS is the result:

Immediately, "incest rumors" follow.  The "Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free" Card?  Her 18 year-old son is "openly gay."

"Openly gay," my,..ummm,....nevermind!  Now, I'm no prude, but,..even if your mom climbs out of the sea like Calypso and throws her bikini'd body into your arms, sneaking a cheap feel of her hooters is a little sick!  What's the next excuse going to be, they're silicone so he's not really grabbing "her" hooters??

Of course, I wouldn't mind Stephanie adopting me, flying the whole "family" to St. Barth's and throwing her soaking-wet gorgeousness in my open arms, either!!

Hehe-heh,..They Said "Weiner..."

An ode to undercover fratboy and protector of Philly's citizens, Wyatt Earp:

Ballerina Fired for Posing Nude for 'Wiener' Magazine

Think once, think twice, think don't pose for "Wiener."

That's what ballerina Karina Sarkissova probably should have been thinking had she wanted to keep her job.

The management of the Vienna State Opera and its ballet company said it fired Sarkissova for posing in the nude after she was warned not to do it again.

Wyatt, I'll leave the commentary to you,....

More Liberal BS

The story is here,.....

And the Emmy for Best Dressed Actress Goes to,....

Natch!!

Ending the Week on a High Note!

Its just not a good week without a dose of perfection:

A Major Drop on the Respect-o-meter

Jen Aniston as,....Barbra Streisand???



I don't know whether to schvitz or hurl,....

This is more my Jen Aniston style:

OMG, What Did You Do??

What has gotten into the head of celebrity goddess Christina Hendricks??

A Latter Hotness

Maybe, as I slide into my late 40s, my tastes in women are becoming more "age-appropriate," or as my brain begins to rewire itself as part of my inevitable slide into dementia, but Kyra Sedgwick is REALLY looking hot in this year's CLOSER promo.




I wonder if Wyatt would consider her for Hottie of the Day?

No-o-o-o! Say It Ain't So!

Amanda Bynes Retires From Acting
24-year-old tweets big news

Onetime child star Amanda Bynes, who gained fame on Nickelodeon, has retired from acting. "I don't love acting anymore so I've stopped doing it," the 24-year-old announced at 3am yesterday—on Twitter, of course. "If I don't love something anymore I stop doing it." If she's burned out, it's no surprise, notes E!: Bynes starred in two TV shows, All That and What I Like About You, while still in her teens.

Sigh,...Amanda Bynes was a rarity in today's celebrity-driven society: a teen actress who's life DIDN'T descend into that of a drug-addled loser with a rapsheet a mile long:

Just sayin'.......

Dress Them AS You See Fit, Just Don't Call Them BROADcasters?

Lebanese anchorwoman Joumana Nammour was among the five to quit

Al-Jazeera Anchors Quit Over Makeup and Hair
Women say editor made offensive remarks

(Newser) – Five female broadcast news anchors at al-Jazeera have walked out after complaining that they were harassed by a senior editor who complained about their make-up and their failure to cover their hair. The women—three from Lebanon, one from Syria, and one from Tunisia—say they were the targets of offensive remarks from the editor about their clothes and lack of decency, the Telegraph reports. They are among the most recognizable female faces in the Middle East due to the channel's popularity.

Three other female anchors at the Qatar-based channel have registered complaints but remain in their jobs. An internal al-Jazeera inquiry cleared the editor in question, saying that the channel had every right to dictate "the spirit and principles of the channel and the image it wishes to present." Sources at al-Jazeera say the dispute runs much deeper than just the dress code and that the network is increasingly split by ideological clashes.

Maxim Releases Its Annual NOT 100

Why the NOT 100?

Close to 100 deserving babes on the list and NO MENTION of,......




The closest thing to perfection currently in existence - Christina Hendricks????

Is The Pope Catholic?

And the spirit of Carrie Prejean lives on,....

Was Miss Oklahoma Sandbagged by Arizona Question?

FOXNews.com

Miss Oklahoma Morgan Elizabeth Woolard told Miss USA judge Oscar Nunez that she supported Arizona's right to pass a tough illegal immigration law -- and then finished second. Was Woolard set up?


And the winner?

The perfect liberal, apologist model: an Arab-American Catholic multiculter who gave the answers only a Socialist could love:

Fakih, a Lebanese immigrant, told pageant organizers her family celebrates both Muslim and Christian faiths. She moved to the United States as a baby and was raised in New York, where she attended a Catholic school. Her family moved to Michigan in 2003.

During the interview portion, Fakih was asked whether she thought birth control should be paid for by health insurance, and she said she believed it should because it's costly.

"I believe that birth control is just like every other medication even though it's a controlled substance," Fakih said.

Networks Are Banning THIS???

Lane Bryant Says ABC, Fox Censored Plus-Size Lingerie Commercial

Damn,..the only thing better would be a commercial for this:



HT to Wyatt for the pic!

40000!

Somewhere in yesterday's sophmoric silliness, I surpassed the 40,000 hit mark. This was the fastest 10000 hits in the history of the Bitter American blog.

There were probably a lot of factors to my meteoric climb, but these are two of my favorites:




Seriously, a nice portion of my hits are image searches for her!

Yes-s-s-s-s-!!

I would've posted this yesterday, but,...um,..

Anna Paquin: "I'm Bisexual"

Anna Paquin has come out of the closet.

The True Blood star says "I'm bisexual, and I give a damn," in a new online public service announcement for the Give a Damn Campaign, aimed at promoting gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender equality.

PHOTOS: See Anna and her beau at the 2010 Oscars

Now 27, Paquin dated actor Kieran Culkin in 2007, and has never discussed her sexuality with the press. She became engaged to True Blood costar Stephen Moyer, 40, in August 2009. The couple hasn't yet announced their wedding date.



"We always take the p--- out of each other and are silly with each other, and it is great," Brit actor Moyer has said. "We're very, very happy. She's the best."

Once in SciFi,....

Jolene Blalock Joins "Legend Of The Seeker" In Recurring Guest Role

Star Trek" star Jolene Blalock has been tapped to star in a recurring role on the upcoming second season of "Legend of the Seeker," which is set to begin on November 7.

The 34-year-old actress will portray a mysterious Sister of the Dark who has a very powerful magic and whose ultimate goal is to destroy Kahlan (Bridget Regan). She will also threaten Richard's (Craig Horner) quest to defeat evil forces.

"Legend of the Seeker," based on the novels by Terry Goodkind, follows the epic journey of young woods guide Richard, mysterious woman named Kahlan, and a wizard named Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander to stop Darken rahl from unleashing an ancient power.

Bruce Spence and Craig Parker also star.

The REAL Golden Globes

Face it, guys,..the ONLY reason to watch the never-ending parade of awards shows is for shots like this:

Hello, Pot? This Is the Kettle: You're Black!

Miley Cyrus Attacks Angelina and Madonna's Parenting

by Brett Singer (Subscribe to Brett Singer's posts) Dec 28th 2009 4:12PM

Seventeen-year-old superstar Miley Cyrus says in an Irish TV interview that she "really disagrees" with the way Madonna and Angelina Jolie allow their children to be on camera all the time.

Somebody needs to have a talk with young Miley.

Let's review the facts. Miley Cyrus was born in 1992. Her first TV appearance was in 2001 on "Doc," a show that starred her father, Billy Ray Cyrus. That means she was 9 years old. She has since achieved massive success as the star of "Hannah Montana" on the Disney Channel, recorded a number of chart-topping songs and starred in movies. All of this activity, which started in her youth, has earned her almost a billion dollars.

Another Reason Why FOX Beats the MSM,...

FOX gives you:

Julie Banderas

The MSM gives you:

Rachel Madcow

I post, you decide,.....