Not Enough O's in Stupid,.....

GPS leads lost driver down boat ramp

BELLEVUE, Wash. - Three young women escaped a sinking SUV after a direction from a rental car GPS unit sent them down a boat launch and into the Mercer Slough near Bellevue early Wednesday.

The driver apparently thought she was on a road while following her GPS unit just after midnight - but she was actually heading down the Sweyolocken boat launch.

"We've seen sitcom parodies of something like this and to actually see it is surprising," said Lt. Eric Keenan with the Bellevue Fire Department.

The road was dark and the driver crashed the SUV into the water in Mercer Slough Nature Park.

"I don't know why they wouldn't question driving into a puddle that doesn't seem to end," Keenan said.

He says one of the women immediately jumped to safety.

"We understand the other two women tried to stay with the SUV as long as they could by standing on these side door frames, but they finally had to wade to safety when the vehicle kept drifting out farther into the slough," Keenan said.

All three women made out safely, but the SUV was completely under water.

Don't Call Him "Shirley"

Comedy Legend Leslie Nielsen Dies At 84

LOS ANGELES -- Leslie Nielsen, who traded in his dramatic persona for inspired bumbling as a hapless doctor in "Airplane!" and the accident-prone detective Frank Drebin in "The Naked Gun" comedies, died on Sunday in Fort Lauderdale, Fla. He was 84.

The Canadian-born actor died from complications from pneumonia at a hospital near his home at 5:34 p.m., surrounded by his wife, Barbaree, and friends, his agent John S. Kelly said in a statement.

"We are saddened by the passing of beloved actor Leslie Nielsen, probably best remembered as Lt. Frank Drebin in 'The Naked Gun' series of pictures, but who enjoyed a more than 60-year career in motion pictures and television," said Kelly.

His first film for that studio was auspicious -- as the space ship commander in the science fiction classic "Forbidden Planet." He found his best dramatic role as the captain of an overturned ocean liner in the 1972 disaster movie, "The Poseidon Adventure."

He became known as a serious actor, although behind the camera he was a prankster. That was an aspect of his personality never exploited, however, until "Airplane!" was released in 1980 and became a huge hit.

What a D**K!!

Man Expected Yin-Yang Tattoo, Got Penis

Police charge Australian tattoo artist with assault

A man faces criminal charges for tattooing a 16-inch semblance of a penis on his friend's back, much to his friend's surprise. During the tattooing, another man helped out by complimenting the victim on the great-looking art being tattooed, which was supposed to be a Yin-Yang symbol. The victim was then told to go home, avoid the sun, and not show anyone for weeks. Instead, he showed his live-in girlfriend, who filled him in on the truth.


Apparently the victim then went to the artist's home, where they got into an altercation, and the victim got punched in the face. Police charged the tattoo artist with two counts of assault occasioning bodily harm. It could cost the victim $2,000 to have the tattoo removed, along with the misspelled phrase suggesting he's gay. Read the full article.

Too Much Time on My Hands....

From the WTF? Files,....

Saudi man chains his son in the basement for six years because he is 'possessed by an evil female genie'

By Michael Theodoulou
Last updated at 4:22 PM on 23rd July 2010


A Saudi man has been chained in a basement apartment for more than six years because his father believes he is possessed by an evil female genie.

'When he has fits he has convulsions and his entire body twists and his eyes become completely white,' said the father of the 29-year-old man who has been identified only as Turki. (In Western medicine, we call this "epilepsy!")


'Then the voice of a woman can be heard coming from him.'

When Turki first began behaving bizarrely, his father took him to local Muslim clerics to recite the Koran over him.

'But most of them became scared when they heard the female voice telling them that she was a royal jinn (genie) and that no-one can exorcise her unless Turki dies,' his father said.
One cleric advised him to shackle his son’s arms and legs in chains and read the Koran to him.
'We did this. My son became quiet but is totally unaware of what is happening around him. He does not talk and is now unable to harm anyone,' Turki’s father told Arab News, an English language Saudi daily.

But genies, or jinn, in Islamic theology can be much more sinister. Some are good, others bad.

Ode to Cool Hand Barry

With apologies to Strother Martin and one of the best movies ever made:

"What we've got here is...failure to communicate."

Some men, like Bobbie Jindal and Tony Hayward, you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last month - a "blame Bush" disaster, which is the way CNN wants it... well, MSNBC gets it. I don't like it any more than you men. You'll excuse me now. My TelePrompter has failed to communicate. I must now comb the beaches of Louisiana and find an ass to kick.

Mmmmm,.Donuts,....

Homer Simpson, Patron Saint of Law Enforcement Officers,...




Believe it or else,....it REALLY is Donut Day!

Ummmm,..."Sword Fight?"

Porn Actor Allegedly Kills 1, Hurts 2 at LA Studio

Published June 02, 2010
Associated Press

LOS ANGELES -- Police say a porn actor killed one colleague and injured two others with a prop weapon during a late night showdown at the Los Angeles studio where they all worked.

Police Detective Joel Price says the alleged attacker had been living at the adult entertainment business for several months but his colleagues told him he had to make other arrangements by Wednesday.

Price says Steven Hill attacked a colleague in the back of the building after work Tuesday with a machete-like weapon. Price says two others who heard the man's screams ran to help him and were also attacked before Hill fled the scene.

One of two people who tried to help died in surgery at a local hospital. The others are expected to survive.

The victims' names have not been released.

Separated at Birth?

If you only listened to Calderon's Congressional rant,...



Yeah, it's a cheap shot, but that's what you get for coming to OUR country and chiding us for handling YOUR problems!

Did That Ump Just Yell "Gay Ball??"

In the world of the politically correct, just how correct do you have to be to stay in bed with the politicians who enumerate the rules of political correctness?

And Now: The Story behind The Story,.....

What you didn't hear about this incident last week,....



This tool being chased by Philly's Phinest is really a Mutts fan and, of course, deserved to be tased.

HT to Wyatt for the pic,....

Iron Man and ACDC,....You Just Can't Beat It,..

And a Brit ponce gets his ass kicked, to boot!!

Ummm,..So About Yesterday's Post,....

Did you look at your calendars? Yes, gentle readers, it was indeed April Democrats Day!!!




C'mon, people,....the clues?

section 4, part 1, article 10: 4-1-10, That should've been your first clue! THE Day?

section 1, part 21, article 13: 1-21-13, The day we swear in a more right-minded President of the United States!



But cereally folks, Google is a left-wing tool, despite flipping off China, Obama is shredding our Constitution one amendment at a time and censorship of the blogosphere CAN happen. But it IS nice to know my fellow right-minded bloggers, like Captain America at First In! and Wyatt at Support Your Local Gunfighter have my back should it really happen!

And I guess Wyatt bought into my ruse because his head was still spinning over some terrific news. Congrats, God Bless and Giggity-giggity!

And I hereby promise: no more April Democrats Day posts like this again!

Yes-s-s-s! More Shrek!

More info here!

The Result of Obamacare?

Neon Elmhurst Hospital Sign Burns Out Appropriately

It was simply a case of the right bulbs going out at the wrong time. But passers-by couldn't be blamed for thinking a smirking prankster, or something much darker, was responsible when they looked up at the neon sign for Elmhurst Hospital in Queens, N.Y., which then displayed the ominous phrase "I'm hurt."

When The New York Times showed Elmhurst spokesman Dario Centorcelli a photo of what a missing E and S had wrought, he seemed surprised. "Oh, God, are we going to get this fixed?" he wondered.

We can only hope the hospital stays more on top of the situation when patients come in hurt and in need of fixing.

Happy Halloween!

Don't eat too much candy tonight!!

Is the "Balloon Boy" the Smartest Kid in America?

Funny,..Crass but Funny

(Laugh now, before Obama outlaws it)

HT to Wyatt:

Funny, but True,...

Credit to Seth at EMTBravo.net

Its Official - NASCAR is for Idiots!

Montoya's mistake defied logic
By Terry Blount
ESPN.com

INDIANAPOLIS -- Juan Pablo Montoya was well on his way to winning the Allstate 400 at the Brickyard like Secretariat in the Belmont.

He had the field covered, including winner Jimmie Johnson and runner-up Mark Martin.

Montoya, the Colombian flash, was cruising. A historic victory was only laps away.

An Indy 500 winner was going to win the NASCAR race at the Brickyard for the first time. Everything was perfect Sunday in the No. 42 Chevy.

Just play it safe. No chances.

Crew chief Brian Pattie had a message for his driver: "Nobody close man. Focus on the track."

Apparently, that message was lost in translation.

The impossible happened, a mistake beyond belief. It defied logic.

Montoya was caught speeding on pit road with 26 laps to go. On his final stop, Montoya came in a little too hot, not once, but twice.

(snip)

Pit road has eight zones where the speed is measured. The speed limit in the pits at Indy is 55 mph. NASCAR gives the drivers a 5 mph cushion.

Darby said Montoya was caught over the cushion in Zones 2 and 4. Officially, the speed was recorded at 60.06 mph in Zone 2 and 60.11 mph in Zone 4.

"And he was already pushing it," Darby said. "He was over 59 miles per hour in most of the other zones."

THAT'S RIGHT, FOLKS. A NASCAR DRIVER WAS DISQUALIFIED FOR - GET THIS - SPEEDING!!!!! WHISKEY-TANGO-FOXTROT??