Ode to Cool Hand Barry
With apologies to Strother Martin and one of the best movies ever made:
Some men, like Bobbie Jindal and Tony Hayward, you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last month - a "blame Bush" disaster, which is the way CNN wants it... well, MSNBC gets it. I don't like it any more than you men. You'll excuse me now. My TelePrompter has failed to communicate. I must now comb the beaches of Louisiana and find an ass to kick.