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Dallas Police Classify Terrell Owens Incident as 'Accidental Overdose'

IRVING, Texas — Dallas police have classified Terrell Owens' case as an "accidental overdose," not an attempted suicide, closing their investigation Thursday of the Cowboys receiver's hospitalization.

Dallas police chief David Kunkle said he has "great confidence in the original officer report," which said rescue workers were called to the scene because of an attempted "suicide by prescription pain medication." The police document also said a friend described Owens as being depressed and that Owens said "Yes" when asked whether he was trying to harm himself.

"The report in my opinion reflects what the officers were told and represents their best interpretation of what happened," Kunkle said at a news conference Thursday. "But that doesn't mean it's the definitive account of the incident. Like all these situations, we're dealing with incomplete information and facts that change."

The TrekMedic ponders:

I guess the Dallas PD are calling it an "accidental overdose" because they don't have anything in their uniform police code for "stupid publicity stunt!"

Jeez,..T.O.,....grow the f**k up, already!