Osama bin Laden Speaks!

And what does he want to talk about?

"Our people are able to infiltrate through your security measures no matter how strong," he continued.

That's why our Predator missles keep hitting your buddies up there in the caves and we haven't been attacked since 9/11

The voice on the tape also proposed a "long-term truce with fair conditions" to the U.S. military.

"Truce?" I guess getting your number 2 man is making you re-think what you did to us on 9/11, you little s**t head!

The speaker said Bush should have paid attention to polls that showed most Americans want U.S. troops withdrawn from Iraq instead of saying that it's better to fight the terrorists on their land rather than on American soil.

Hmm,...an irritating gas bag that looks at polls and then makes policy decisions,...that sounds vaguely familiar,...

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Oh, yeah,..we have a name for people like that in THIS country, too! We call them:

DEMOCRATS