This is Too True!

Big HT to Frank Fitzpatrick at the Philadelphia Inkwaster for this gem:

"Terrell the Big-Mouth Wideout"

(To the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")

Terrell the big-mouth wideout

Did some very stupid things

And if you ever met him

You'd know why he's got no rings

All of the Eagles' bosses

Used to laugh and call him names

They didn't let poor Terrell

Play in any Eagles games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Andy came to say,

"Terrell with my team so hopeless,

"Come back so we won't be dope-less."

Oh, how his teammates loved him

When he caught a TD pass

Terrell the big-mouth wideout

Who cares if you are an ass?