Phillies Post-Mortem

OK,...the season is over (Thanks a f**king lot, Cubs!)

Now,..for 2006,...

1 - Guys, call your realtor:

• David Bell, Mike Lieberthal, Rheal Cormier, Ugeth Urbina

2 - Guys, call a Philly realtor:

• Ryan Howard, Shane Victorino, Endy Chavez, Aaron Fultz

3 - A hearty pat on the back and I'll buy you a cheesesteak from Tonmy Luke's when you're in town:

• Kenny Lofton

4 - Rookie of the Year (unless the voting is fixed):

• Ryan (First Base or Bust) Howard

5 - National League MVP:

• Jimmy Rollins

6 - The 2005 Put Up or Shut Up Award:

• Billy Wagner. He got 40 saves and said the Phillies didn't have it in them to make the playoffs. Give the man the money he wants,...maybe Ed (the Inbred) Wade will listen to him!

The 2006 Opening Day Line-Up:

1B - Ryan Howard
2B - Chase Utley
SS - Jimmy Rollins
3B - Trade for Bell
RF - Bobby Abreu
CF - Jason Michaels/Shane Victorino
LF - Pat Burrell
C - Rod Barajas
P - John Leiber

**That's my opinion and you're entitled to it!**