Someone's Reality Check Bounced!

So,..the TrekMedic is at the local pharmacy, picking up his scripts (don't ask what I take!),...when he sees something incredible in the magazine rack:

On the cover of The Source magazine, is (c)rapper Lil' Pinocchio,..I'm mean, Lil' Kim, with this cover story:

Lil' Kim Deserves Respect and Delivers the Truth!

Respect?? Why? Why? Oh,..yeah, that's right,...'cause she done stood up to "Da Man."

And 'Delivers the Truth?' Which truth? The same truth that got you a year and one day in a federal jail?

Jeez,..no wonder so many blacks believe Bush caused Hurrican Katrina when their so-called leaders publish bulls**t like this!