Tagged! A Questionnaire Meme
Grrr,..tagged by pstupidonymous!!
1. Do you try to look hot when you go to the grocery store just in case someone recognizes you from your blog?
If you think I look hot, cut your intake to just one fifth before lunch.
2. Are the photos you post Photoshopped or otherwise altered?
Yes. Mostly for clarity and size
3. Do you like it when creeps or dorks email you?
No. But if they're dumb enough to leave a way for me to find them,..let's say revenge ain't pretty!
4. Do you lie in your blog?
Is the Pope German? Actually, only if something I post will expose any friends or co-workers to undo attention.
5. Are you passive-aggressive in your blog?
Hell no! I liken my blogging style to Mel Gibson as William Wallace in Braveheart! (quote)
6. Do you ever threaten to quit writing so people will tell you not to stop?
No. I'll quit when they pry my mouse from my cold, dead hand.
7. Are you in therapy? If not, should you be? If so, is it helping?
My therapist says I shouldn't talk about it on my blog. Hahaha,..what,..are you kidding me? This IS therapy!
8. Do you delete mean comments? Do you fake nice ones?
No. Unlike some liberal, socialist fags who post under "anonymous" and ban you from responding back, I believe in allowing anybody to have their say,..just have the balls to let everyone know who you are.
Do I fake nice ones? Nope. I say what I say and mean it.
9. Have you ever rubbed one out while reading a blog? How about after?
Rubbed out who? The blogger or the post?
10. If your readers knew you in person, would they like you more or like you less?
Probably more, since I often shoot my mouth off more in public than I do here.
11. Do you have a job?
Paramedicine,..it's not just a job, its an adventure!
12. If someone offered you a decent salary to blog full-time without restrictions, would you do it?
No,... I can't stand sitting in front of this computer more than a few hours a day!
13. Which blogger do you want to meet in real life?
Ala at blonde sagacity
Kitty at AFSister
Charlie on the Turnpike
Medic Mike,..oh, wait,..I work with the little bastard!
14. Which bloggers have you made out with?
Does Mike count? Hehehe,.....going to be his best man next year,...
15. Do you usually act like you have more money or less money than you really have?
Less. I like to spend within my limits.
16. Does your family read your blog?
No,..most of my family is computer-illiterate
17. How old is your blog?
It'll be 1 year at the end of October.
18. Do you get more than 1000 page views per day? Do you care?
19. Do you have another secret blog in which you write about being depressed, slutty, or a liar?
No. I have another blog in which I write about the other voices in my head. LINK
20. Have you ever given another blogger money for his/her writing?
No. I generally don't like blegging.
21. Do you report the money you earn from your blog on your taxes?
I don't earn a dime from this blog.
22. Is blogging narcissistic?
For some people, yeah. For me,..getting my opinions off my chest beats getting loaded and thrown in jail (again)
23. Do you feel guilty when you don't post for a long time?
Not really. I have some blogging obligations, like the anti-ACLU gang.
24. Do you like John Mayer?
25. Do you have enemies?
Yes,..and p*ssing me off is one of the last things they'll ever do to me. Right Dan Rubin and Daniel UA?
26. Are you lonely?
No. I actually have some semblance of a life beyond blogging.
27. Why bother?
Read 22 over again.
Now,..whom can I tag?
Kitty, Jessika, and Charlie!