Christmas Card List

As I'm writing up my annual Christmas cards, here's a list of people who WON'T be getting any from me this year:

John Kerry & John Edwards - well,..just because,...
Terry McAuliffe - same thing.
Scott Peterson - Yup,...
Michael Moore - because he breathes the same air as I do.
Linda de Haan - Author of the children's book "King & King."
Bill Clinton - library, schmibrary,..you're still a schnook!
Hillary Clinton - Still uses Bill for $$$. In some places, you'd get arrested for that ;-)
Jim McGreevey - Screwed up New Jersey and blamed it on homosexuality.
Mayor John Street - Screwed up Philly and blamed it on the FBI, CIA, IAFF Local 22, AFSCME DC 33, GWB,...etc,...
Osama bin Laden - Keep running, you miserable prick,..we'll still find you! I'd put coal in your stocking, but you can actually burn that for heat and comfort, so NAH!
Kofi Annan - Yo! Send some of that CHRISTmas dinner to Darfur, Sudan.
Kojo Annan - Yo! Give some of that oil-for-food money back to the Iraqi people.
Barry Bonds - Cheater.
Ron Artest - Bully. Thug.
And finally,...
Any celeb who moved to Canada, England or mainland Europe, hoping that if they just ignore the US, it'll go away.