Fluffer Nutter,....

OK,..so Mr. Personality gets to trounce Al Taubenberger in November (unless the local media spins a good race-baiting story out of the campaign).

Anyway,..it IS good to see something resembling reform come to Philly government.

So,..the Trekmedic went to exercise his Constitutional right to vote and is STILL regretting every minute of it (77 minutes to be exact, but I digress),....

The TrekMedic has seen many an election in his lifetime, but never has he witnessed something so closely resembling a monkey f**king a football as much as yesterday!

Where to start?

Clearly, no one anticipated the turn-out for yesterday, or else more than TWO F**KING VOTING BOOTHS would have made their way to the 34th Ward!

Its hard to vote when the two "election officials" don't reset the booths. One was too busy listening to Radio Air Pollution from 100.3 on the radio to notice when the booth was empty, and the other kept leaving her post every 5 minutes to chat with neighbors, sistas, and brothas.

Despite CLEARLY MARKED instructions at the polling station (a grade school using four classrooms to accommodate 4 divisions), many people stood in line for more than the aforementioned 77 minutes, only to be told that their polling station was two blocks away. This brought about some of the best Al Sharpton imitations the Trekmedic has seen in years! Voting rights being denied! Racism! Racism!

Lots of things to vote for. If the Trekmedic is correct (and always is,..just ask SillyS**ts and Akkam's Razor), the local papers printed and published sample ballots for several days. And now,..once you're in the booth, you need someone to explain the ballot to you?? WTF?? Quit watching eMpTyV and Jerry Springer for a few hours and read the paper!

Jeez!

Well,...more than likely, this was the TrekMedic's last foray into the Philliness of Siladelphia politics. With a few more coats of paint and some general contracting in the works, the "FOR SALE" sign will go up soon on the TrekMansion and he'll depart for the comfort of the suburbs and the peace and quiet of which it affords!