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posted by TheBitterAmerican @ 10:25 PM 3 comments
Mine is so accurate it is scary:Rampaging on the steppes, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a burning branch, cometh RagDoll! And she gives a booming bellow:"For the love of carnage and discord, I hereby snap and go berzerk!"I love the words carnage, dischord and berserk!
Zang! Who is that, stalking across the wasteland! It is Kitty, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a vengeful bellow, her voice cometh:"For the love of beatings, no flesh shall be spared!!"
This is good stuff!Zang! Who is that, skulking through the fields! It is BobG, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a vengeful grunt, his voice cometh:"I'm seriously going to bludgeon you backwards in time, then steal your lederhosen!!"
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3 Comments:
Mine is so accurate it is scary:
Rampaging on the steppes, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a burning branch, cometh RagDoll! And she gives a booming bellow:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I hereby snap and go berzerk!"
I love the words carnage, dischord and berserk!
Zang! Who is that, stalking across the wasteland! It is Kitty, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a vengeful bellow, her voice cometh:
"For the love of beatings, no flesh shall be spared!!"
This is good stuff!
Zang! Who is that, skulking through the fields! It is BobG, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a vengeful grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm seriously going to bludgeon you backwards in time, then steal your lederhosen!!"
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