More on The XM Craze
Because Wannabee-Medic Mike continues to torture my musical sensibilities and delight in making my ears bleed,..AND because I just can't let a good thread die a quiet death:
You Know You're Addicted to XM Radio When... |
You find yourself humming or whistling the XM "Theme" (those 7 notes you always hear). You find yourself calling AM/FM stations "channels". You don't even listen to FM anymore. You find yourself going crazy when you are stuck with a rental car or your parents car without XM Anytime you listen to FM and look at the radio expecting to find out the Title & Artist Info on the screen. You got to a party and bring your boombox. After you brag it up to everyone for a while they all can't help but wonder if you are really a salesman for xm. You would rather spend money on XM equipment istead of TV. Someone asks you "what's new?" and you start by telling them about something you heard on XM... You quit your job because you don't have a south facing window All your presets on your car radio are tuned to the modulator frequency for XM You're watching TV wondering what you're missing on XM You officially change your name to "Xavier Mathew Fanatic" You wanted a new Mercedes hardtop convertable, but get a GM car instead because it came with XM built in. When you have th XM 7-note jingle as the ring tone for your cellphone! Stickers on your car/suv/truck are all about XM... making you a XMredneck XM is the only thing that can help you sleep at night Your car battery dies because you were listening to xm for too long with the engine off You buy a new stereo system in home/car to get best sound quality possible from xm You've spent hours running wires out of your home stereo and up through the walls to pump XM through your entire house with your intercom system. Ah...XM in every room, plus the back deck! You rig a SkyFi car kit in your barn so you can listen while you are grilling steaks. You intentionally switch all the way over to the third lane because you know that the signal does not cut out when going under a certain bridge in that lane. You look forward to the day that AM and FM has to advertise on XM just to have and hope of surviving. You know the XM channel lineup better than what your friends like to do for fun. XM is so important, that you wait to finish hearing the program and you miss the first 5 minutes of the movie in the theater. You call the DJ on your favorite channels and they know your voice and you don't have to give your name, cause you call so often. You elect to go through the drive through (knowing they very well will screw up youre order) but you risk it anyway because you dont want to leave you're vehicle You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to XM. |
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