My New Year's Resolutions,....
Well, not exactly mine, but the one I wish some people would actually aspire to,...
Andy Reid - I will take classes on clock management and human resources in the off-season.
Yankees GM Brian Cashman - I will memorize the book "The Art of the Deal" from cover to cover.
Fox 29 Anchor Mike Jerrick - I will behave myself and stop being a poster child for sexual harassment in the workplace.
Fox 29 Reporter Jennaphr Fredricks - I will stop being the poster child for dumb blondes everywhere.
Fox 29 Meteorologist Sally Ann Mosey - I will more closely read the exit clause on my contract.
Nancy Pelosi - since I'll have nothing to do for two years, I'll take up horticulture and learn the different between grass and AstroTurf.
Rachel Madcow - I will finally realize that sexually-ambiguous fashion went out when the Eurythmics broke up.
Fat Eddie Rendell - I will attend a REAL diet program, instead of sticking my foot in my mouth as a substitute for another free hoagie.
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