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Thursday, July 17, 2008

Phillies at the Halfway Mark

Jayson Werth was the first to say it. "We're a second-half team," the Phillies outfielder said last week. The statistics back him up. Last year, the Phillies were 44-44 heading into the All-Star break. They hit .269, and had a 4.91 team ERA.

The TrekMedic's take on the Fightin' Phils:

Let's go by position numbers:

1 - Starting Rotation:

  • Hamels - Everything we've expected from him. Clearly, the team's ace.
  • Myers - Victim of reliever adrenaline intoxication. Maybe his stint in the minors cleared his head.
  • Kendrick - sophomore slump? What sophomore slump?
  • Eaton - Go away. Please. Very soon.
  • Moyer - Old Guys Rule! 'Nuff said.
2 - Catchers:
  • Ruiz - Great defensive catcher. Needs to stop being so insecure about his job and just play the game
  • Coste - See Moyer comment.
3 - First Base:
  • Ryan Howard - OK,..we KNOW he's a cold bat in April. Will the sportwriters PLEASE give him a break. Anyone who bats .220 and puts up his kind of numbers deserves special consideration. Now, about his glove play,...well,..no MVP this year, Ryan,
4 - Second Base:
  • Chase Utley - Putting up MVP-style numbers. But will anti-Phillies sentiment and that foul mouth of his cost us the infield trifecta?
5 - Third Base:
  • Pedro Feliz - Everything we expected from him when we singed him up. Then again, anything would be an improvement over Wes "Prince Valium"Helms.
  • Greg Dobbs - Great bench guy, holds down the fort, needs a stronger arm, though.
6 - Shortstop:
  • Jimmy Rollins - seems a little off from last year's MVP season. Still better than 99% of the shortstops in the majors.
  • Eric Bruntlett - filled in admirably for J-Roll when he was hurt. A solid player from the bench.
7 - Right Field:
  • Jayson Werth - almost makes you forget about Aaron Rowand. Almost.
  • Geoff Jenkins - sometimes makes you forget about Aaron Rowand. Sometimes makes you glad we have Jayson Werth.
8 - Centerfield:
  • Shane Victorino - he's "The Flyin' Hawaiian" for a reason, folks.
9 - Left Field:
  • Pat Burrell - Damn! We should have dangled a contract extension in front of him years ago. Imagine the pennants we've probably lost because of it? /snark
And,..the bullpen:
  • Clay Condrey and Chad Durbin - solid, long-inning men. They've kept us in games that should've been blowouts.
  • JD Romero - still a great set-up guy. Needs to get his temper to work FOR him, not against him.
  • Ryan Madson - solid relief work. We may never see him live up to his full potential, though
  • Tom "Flush" Gordon - why are you still here??
  • Brad Lidge - "Lights Out" is right. And worth that 3-year deal. And,...he doesn't have a mouth like that a**hole up there at Shea.
And So Taguchi....?

So?

The TrekMedic's prediction? 90 wins and see you in October!

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