Vai's Guys!

Local sports reporter, former Iggle and all-around good guy Vai Sikahema, "The Tongan Terror," laid waste to steroid-soaked, loudmouthed-loser Jose Canseco on Saturday night in a one-round knock-out. Hell, the TrekMedic's had cheap sex last longer than this! But Bleeding Green has the whole story:


In what I'm sure could only be described as an insult to boxing(which is saying alot) former Eagle Vai Sikahema took on Jose Canseco and won by knockout in the first round.

This headline says it all

"JOSE CANSECO EMBARASSED BY VAI SIKAHEMA IN CELEBRITY BOXING MATCH: FORMER STERIOD USER DOESN'T MAKE IT PAST THE FIRST ROUND"

Reportedly only about 1,200 people showed up for the "fight", which took place in a 5,000 seat venue. Vai took a few parting shots at Canseco after the fight

"He's a very impressive looking guy...but the guy is a walking corpse because he's rotted inside out. He's a pathetic figure"

Presumably, the fight went something like this...



See that goal post, folks? The the NFC East this season! E-A-G-L-E-S!