The Old Man and the Marine!

Once again, TheFed sends in a doozy!

One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House
from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he had been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to
go in and meet with President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not the President
and doesn't reside here."
The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and
said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President
Hillary Clinton".

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday,
Mrs. Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here."
The man thanked him and again walked away..


The third day, the same man approached the White House and
spoke to the very same Marine, saying, "I would like to go in and meet with
President Hillary Clinton."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at
the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here
asking to speak to Mrs. Clinton. I have told you already several times
that Mrs. Clinton is not the President and does not reside here. Don't you
understand?"


The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine I just love
hearing your answer!"
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."