Dreaming of a Red CHRISTmas

Sing along with the TrekMedic:

Nancy Got Run over by the Blue Dogs
Working Towards the White House in '08!
You May Say There's No Such Thing as Karma
But as for Me and Dubya, We Believe!

First She BS'ed All the Red States
Said We Needed to Leave Iraq
But She Forgot About Her Blue States
Now the Blue Dogs've Knocked Her Plan Right off the Track

(refrain)

She Wanted Murtha, but Got Hoyer,
She Wanted Hastings, but Got Reyes.
Can the Blue Dogs Push Her to the Foyer?
How Soon to Her Next Election? Count the Days!

(refrain)

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