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First, Albert Pujols, Major League baseball's major-league class-hole:
The St. Louis Cardinals slugger is upset that he lost out to Ryan Howard for the National League MVP award, saying yesterday that the honor should go to someone on a playoff team.
"I see it this way: Someone who doesn't take his team to the playoffs doesn't deserve to win the MVP," Pujols said during a news conference organized by the Dominican Republic's sports ministry in Santo Domingo.
Then there's Jeff Guaracino:
By Michael Klein
Philly's gay-tourism ship has come in.
R Family Vacations - the gay-friendly travel outfit backed by Rosie O'Donnell - will run a weekend trip here for 400 people March 10 and 11.
This will be R Family's first land destination. It previously has booked cruises.
Such a high-profile booking had been a dream of Jeff Guaracino of the Greater Philadelphia Tourism Marketing Corp. since 2003, when GPTMC launched the gay-focused tourism campaign "Philadelphia: Get Your History Straight and Your Nightlife Gay."
Around the time of the rollout, Guaracino says, he met Gregg Kaminsky, who then was founding R Family with Kelli O'Donnell, Rosie's other half.
Attendees paying $250 per person will get an overnight hotel stay at the Hyatt Regency at Penn's Landing, a lunch, a dinner, a brunch, a bowling party, and tours of a museum and the Liberty Bell.
The city sees green, along with the pink ribbons. Guaracino points to a study that says gay travelers to Philadelphia spend twice as much as general overnight visitors ($233 per day, compared with $101 per day).
The TrekMedic ponders:
Pujols - bitter whine,...er,...wine comes from sour grapes.
And the last time the TrekMedic looked, the color of Philadelphia's collars was blue, not pink!
Rosie,..take your leftist, immoral trash somewhere else! You're always shooting your mouth off about how nice Iraqis are, take your tours there,...Muslims just LOVE homosexuals!