"Why AM I Here?"

That is the immortal pondering posited by one Terrell Owens, legend in his own mind and recent victim of the Eagles tenacious defense.

The Trekmedic offers this answer to the clueless T.O.:

Its really simple. The Dall-ass Cowboys are owned by Jerry Jones, a megalomaniac, limelight-seeking, attention-grabbing, media whore with a lot of money to spend.

T.O. is a megalomaniac, limelight-seeking, attention-grabbing, media whore in need of a lot of money.

Sounds like a perfect match to me.

One of life's mysteries have now been solved.

Next up, world peace,....