A Halloween Meme

Tagged by Jessica at SwedeHart Stories:

1. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen?
The original Amityville Horror. More recently, AlGore's "Inconvenient Truth."

2. What was your favorite Halloween Costume from childhood?
I dressed up as Groucho Marx once. Googley glasses, cigar and all.

3. If you had an unlimited budget, what would your Fantasy Costume be for this Halloween?
A US Marine with some raghead Al Qaeda loser hanging from his bayonet!
4. When was the last time you went Trick or Treating?
Last year. I babysat a friend's child that night.

5. What's your favorite Halloween Candy?
Candy corn and mini Three Musketeers bars.

6. Tell us about a scary nightmare you had.
I was making love to a beautiful blonde. Halfway through it, she suddenly turned into Hillary Clinton, told me she was on the pill and, if that failed, she would have an abortion the next day! Tried to get me to change parties and become a Democrat, and subscribe to the New York Times.

7. What is your Supernatural Fear?
Hmmm,...the squirrels are watching?

8. What is your Creepy-Crawly Fear?
Cockroaches.

9. Tell us about a time when you saw a ghost, or heard something go bump in the night.
Doing an overnight shift at my old volunteer ambulance squad. Suddenly heard a Cadillac engine start, car doors open and shut and the sound of the Caddy driving away at three in the morning. (For those who don't remember, Cadillac hearses were once used as ambulances, too.)

10. Would you ever stay in a real Haunted House overnight?
Sure. Just keep the fridge stocked with Yuengling and Jagermeister.

11. Are you a traditionalist (just a face) Jack O'Lantern Carver, or do you get really creative with your pumpkins?
Traditionalist.

12. How much do you decorate your home for Halloween?
A few years ago, I took a pair of my mothers old shoes, filled them with clear epoxy (looks like water) and got a witch's hat and put it next to the shoes. Put a sign next to it saying "I'm melting! Me-e-e-elting!"

13. What do you want on your Tombstone?
Pepperoni and sausage.

No tags for this one. All are spared (Mwah-ha-ha-ha)!