Proud to Be An Orange-Shirted Orangutan!
Unlike these two well-behaved Canadiens!!
More diaper unloading from the Great White North:
MONTREAL – Here is all you need to know about this exercise in tedium between the Montreal Canadiens and the Philadelphia Flyers:
Through the first four games, the most compelling narrative by far has been the saga of Pat Hickey's Honda Accord, vandalized in Philadelphia even as it nears the 600,000-kilometre mark – presumably by one of those orange-shirted orangutans you see banging on the glass at the Wachovia Centre.
The fate of Pat's Honda is a yarn worth following. The Habs-Flyers series has been so stultifying it wouldn't be worth mentioning, except that the winner gets a berth in the Stanley Cup final.