The BlogList for 2008
Because someone has to tie up the loose ends!
TrekMedic + iPod + Jagermeister =
1 - Death Cab for Cutie - Cath...
2 - Duffy - Mercy
3 - Duffy - Warwick Avenue
4 - Five O'Clock Heroes f/ Agyness Deyn - Who?
5 - Weezer - Troublemaker
6 - Airborne Toxic Event - Sometime Around Midnight
7 - Carolina Liar - I'm Not Over
8 - Seether - Rise Above
9 - The Bravery - Believe
10 - Pendulum - Propane Nightmares
Experts agree:
She's STILL Hot
AND she's a skanky, poor substitute!
Blogs Most Frequently Invaded by the TrekMedic:
1 - AlexC's Pa WaterCooler
2 - AlexC's ThreeSources
3 - Anthony's Opinionation Times
4 - Bill Shaw's Writemarsh!
5 - Captain America's First In!
6 - Doug Gibb's Political Pistachio
7 - Katey's Kafe
8 - Lisa Mossie's Bluftooni
9 - Marie's Two Cents
10 - Skye's Midnight Blue
11 - Wyatt's Support Your Local Gunfighter
You Have Entered the Land of Broken Dreams and Shattered Hopes:
Again!!!
The USA from 01-20-2009 until 01-21-2013
No AFL for 2009!! Of course, AFTER the Soul finally start the championship swing for Philly!!
Where Have You Gone, Joe DiMaggio?
- Sgt. Patrick McDonald
- Sgt. Stephen Liczbinski
- Ptl. Isabel Nazario
- Sgt. Timothy Simpson
- George Carlin!
- Paul Newman
- Charlton Heston
- Tim Russert
- Isaac Hayes
- Cyd Charisse
- LeRoi Moore
- Click here for more
Things that aren't there anymore:
- Jenn's Journey as a Conservative Chic
- Objective Journalism
- The New York Mutts' "How to Perform the Heimlich" book
- Pat Burrell in Left Field
- Humor on Saturday Night Leftists,...I mean, Live!
- MadTV!
- Republican Leadership
- Nancy Pelosi
- Lindsey Lohan - Hey, Dumbass: ANWR IS in Palin's backyard!
- Hillary Clinton
- Katie Couric
- Campbell Brown
- Rachel Madcow
- Tina Fey
- Harry Reid
- Rahm Emanuel
- Rod Blagojevich
- Chris Matthews
- Keith Olbermann
- Fat Eddie Rendell
- John "Redneck" Murtha
- William Ayers
- Rev. Jeremiah Wright
Random Thoughts:
- Think of the fun knowing EVERY baseball broadcaster will have to say "World Series Champion Phillies" for a WHOLE year!
- You can finally say "World Series Champs" and "Philadelphia Phillies" in the same sentence and not get laughed at!
- In the future, putting your money where your mouth is will be known as "J-Roll'ing it!"
- One of the great reasons to be a sports fan in Philly:
When the TrekMedic rules the universe:
- People who call their local TV stations on February 18th, 2009 looking for their TV signal will be fined $10,000 and have all of their TVs repossessed.
- No Right Turn on Red will become mandatory. Violators will be fined $1,000. Obnoxious BMW, Mercedes, Infiniti, Land Rover and Infiniti operators will also have their vehicles impounded for 60 days, just for the hell of it.
- 35 mph will be the minimum speed on four-lane roads. No excuses.
- The responsibilities of local governments will be as followed: Safety (police, fire, EMS), sanitation, providing utilities, maintaining local roads, and zoning development. Everything else, including education and the feeding, housing and clothing of "the poor," shall be the responsibility of private enterprises and faith-based organizations.
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