From the "Double Standards" Files,...
Yet more reasons NOT to watch eMpTyV anymore:
Two Words: Russell Brand.
Brand's running theme for the evening centered on the Jonas Brothers and their rings — until Sparks stepped on stage to have her say about his constant remarks.
"Not everyone wants to be a slut," Sparks spat back, the auditorium filling with applause. Sparks, Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez are also among the young stars who have vowed to remain chaste.
"...referred to George W. Bush as a "retarded cowboy fella" and took a shot at Republican VP nominee Sarah Palin and her pregnant daughter.
"The safe sex message is to use a condom or become a Republican," Brand said.
For the record, Rus isn't an American citizen and can't vote anyway ...
OK, feces-for-grey-matter: make up your mind - make fun of those who are chaste or those who are not-so-chaste. And Fox is right (as usual): Russell can't vote for our president. Then again, neither can the 30000 who showed up in Berlin to hear D'oh-bama declare "Ich Bin Ein Empty Suit!"