E-A-G-L-E-S

Fly! Eagles! Fly!
On the Road to Vic,....

OK, folks,...let's be realistic here, OK?

Yeah,..the Cowgirls jolly-stomped all over us on national TV.

Are they THAT good?

NO!!!

Here's what went wrong with the Iggles:

• McNabb's McKnees are shot. He's scared s**tless out there and his passing game shows it. Hell, even Kevin Curtis and Reggie Brown couldn't help him out!
  
• Andy Reid either dipped into son Garrett's stash before creating his game plan, or intended all of the Eagles Nation to do the same!
• Andy Reid is a pig-headed individual who won't admit his wrong,..just keep mumbling that he's to blame!
• Andy's also a pussy for letting the clock wind down with 20-something seconds left inthe second quarter! A good team would've tried to get some points on the board, Big Red!
  
• Andy can't keep playing "Westbrook runs right, Westbrook runs left, different play, same Westbrook" for 60 minutes!
  

That said,...there will be no more Eagles ditties this season. The TrekMedic has written them off and will look forward to coming up with words that rhyme with Kolb for 2008!