4 Degrees of Separation

Four People who have no business being employed by the Phillies:

1. "Inbred" Charlie Manuel - 8th inning, your 44-year old pitcher is getting tired, and NO BULLPEN HELP?
2. 3rd base Coach Steve Smith - Slow Tap On Pedal???
3. Wes Helms - We could deal with a bad arm at 3rd, if you hit a few HRs. What's the problem? Everyone else hits 'em at CBP!
4. Rod Barajas - Just not productive enough. At least Chris Coste puts his heart in it!

Tell me again, Pat Gillick, how we can't get a decent relief pitcher with these guys?