The Blog List for 2006

Spewing another year's worth of insanity into the blogosphere :

The TrekMedic + iPod + Jagermeister =

• Audioslave - Somedays
• Christina Aguilera- Candyman
  
• Evanescense - Call Me When You're Sober
• Kasabian - Club Foot
• Massive Attack - Teardrop
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - Hump de Bump
• Shinedown - Heroes
• Tool - The Pot
  
• U2 and Greenday - The Saints are Coming
  
• The Wreckers - Leave the Pieces
  

Blogs Invaded Most Frequently by the TrekMedic:

• Blonde Sagacity
• Freedom Eden
• Katey's Kafe
• Marie's Two Cents
• Charlie on the Turnpike
• Opinionnation Times
• Sweet Spirits of Ammonia
• Three Sources

Truth in Advertising:

• Paris Hilton - "The Stars are Blind" (They're Also Deaf Now, Paris!)

The Player Who IS Philadelphia Sports:



The Savior of Philadelphia Sports:



Dumbest Trends of 2006:

• Electing Democrats to spite the Republicans (Although right-minded people will be laughing a lot for the next two years)
• Drunken celebrities' rants making more headlines than actual crimes and terrorist attacks
• Minimally-talented and washed-up has-beens linking up with RAP-pers to sell a few more CDs.
  

Because the Democrats put spite before National Security, we won't see this anymore:



You Have Entered the Land of Broken Dreams and Shattered Hopes:



Skank You Very Much:

• Lindsey Lohan
• Britney Spears
• Paris Hilton
• Nancy Pelosi
• Mary Kate Olsen
• Judith Regan
  

Thank God There Isn't a Thought Police:

• Hayden Pannetierre
  
• Jojo Levesque
• Ashley Olsen
• Sasha Cohen
• Nora Zehetner
  

Where Have You Gone, Joe DiMaggio?

• Mike Douglas
• Peter Boyle
• Joe Barbera
• Mickey Spillane
• Red Buttons
• Kirby Puckett
• Darren McGavin
• Dennis Weaver
• Don Knotts
• Curt Gowdy
• Al Lewis
• James Brown (Uhn-n-n!)
• President Gerald Ford
  

The PWEs (Penis With Ears) of 2006:

• Milton Street
• John Street
• John Kerry
• Mel Gibson
• Michael Richards
• OJ Simpson
  
• Tom Cruise
• Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
• Kim Jong Il
  

He's STILL Dead:



He's STILL Alive: