E-A-G-L-E-S (Sinking Like the Titanic)

Cry! Eagles! Cry!
Limp Away from Vic-tor-y!
Why? McNabb, Why?
Did You Have to Bust Your Knee?
Our Hopes Were High,...
But Now They're Drab!
Bye-Bye Playoffs,...
Without McNabb!
So,....
Cry! Eagles! Cry!
Limp Away From Vic! Tor! Y!

A-C-L? O-U-C-H!