Gads,..I've been tagged again!

Tagged by Katey! No doubt, getting back at me for that video!

Anyway,..here goes:

3 things that scare me:
1. Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House
2. Hilary Clinton as President
3. Heights! I broke into a cold sweat watching the paramedic from Saved talk his friend off that bridge!

3 people that make me laugh:
1. My boss!
2. Howard Dean
3. George Carlin

3 things that I hate most:
1. Main Liners driving $75K SUVs, drinking Starbucks, talking on their cell phones, and DOING 25 in a F***ING 40 mph ZONE!!!
2. Liars (same a Katey)
3. Liberals (I guess that could be the same as #2!) (Ditto, Katey)

3 things I don't understand:
1. Liberals
2. Phillies Ownership Group
3. Women (nyah, nyah, Katey)

3 things I am doing right now:
1. Completing my "meme"
2. Downloading porn,....Um,...forget that
3. Listening to the Phillies

3 things I want to do before I die:
1. Go to Italy and/or Ireland
2. Spend a week down the shore in conjugal bliss with a female of my choice
3. Get my degree and become a Physician's Assistant

3 things I can do:
1. Speak 6 languages fluently
2. Start an IV, do chest compressions, and intubate, all by myself
3. Cook

3 ways to describe my personality:
1. Fun
2. Mercurial
3. Weird

3 things I can't do:
1. Vote for Democrats
2. Sing
3. Bungee jump

3 things I think you should listen to:
1. Your Parents (PLURAL)
2. The voices in your head!
3. Your Medical Command Doctor!

3 things you should never listen to:
1. Liberals
2. John Street
3. Someone who says "trust me"

3 absolute favorite foods:
1. Ravioli
2. Pizza Steaks
3. Chicken Mei Fun

3 things I'd like to learn:
1. Patience
2. Women
3. How to kill your boss and get away with it!

3 beverages I drink regularly:
1. Coke
2. Yuengling
3. Jagermeister

3 shows I watched as a kid:
1. Adam-12
2. Emergency!
3. Star Trek

3 people I am tagging:
1. Matt, from Peace Through Strength
2. Kitty, from AFSister
3. ALa , from Blonde Sagacity