Announcing - The Trekkie Awards!

Since its that crazy season when Leftywood decides to pat itself in the back, over and over, ad nauseum, I've decided on a little counter-programming of my own:

With AMPAS doling out Oscars for ruining every American icon in the book, all the while pushing its socialist agenda, as well as the SAG Awards and the Foreign Press' Golden Globes (personally, the only Golden Globes the TrekMedic was interested in belonged to Scarlett Johannsen!) we can have:

The Trekkie Award for Movie of the Year goes to:

• Cinderella Man

The Trekkie Award for Movie Totally Devoid of Any Leftist Drivel goes to:

• The Chronicles of Narnia

And, of course, NARAS doled out a bunch of awards to a group of knuckle-dragging urban thugs for making even more mindless, forgettable noise. So,...

The Trekkie Award for Album of the Year:

• U2's "How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb" (Because God is a Cath-o-lic!)
  

The Trekkie First Amendment Award:

• Green Day's "American Idiot" (It was an unabashedly anti-Bush album, but unlike most third-world banana republics, we Americans don't ban music or censor artists, even when they offer an opposing view)

The Trekkie Award for Best New Artist:

• Death Cab for Cutie and M.I.A (tie)

The Trekkie AC/DC "Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution" Award for Longevity:

• The Rolling Stones - "A Bigger Bang"