Hi!

OK,..this is my first post, so let me tell you a few things about this blog:

1) It is dedicated to perpetuating the truth that the world TRULY does revolve around me

2) If you aren't going to vote for George W. Bush next week, leave now!

3) If you don't like what I post, blame my parents! They made me this way!

(OK,..that's a lie,...alcohol and pharmaceuticals did that for me,..too much LDS back in Berkley)

WARNING: Star Trek reference!